Grist to the Mill

26 August, 2005

HIGHLIGHTS FROM SUMMER SCHOOL

A girl was talking about her life in Japan. While telling me that she walks the family's pet dog she said "My dog's power is stronger than mine".

Gave the students a treasure hunt so me and a friend could put our feet up for an hour. ("What number busses go past the bus stop?; When is the post collected?; Bring back some gravel, a milky way; etc etc). In an attempt to find all the stuff, some students went into a florists for a buttercup.

At the start of a course, all the students were supposed to mark their countries on a blank map of the world which showed outlines of countries but not the names. A (Latvian) boy, wearing a worried expression, confessed in the break that he did not know which country was Latvia on the map.

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25 August, 2005

999

Am reading a book about accidental deaths - quite interesting - but it got me thinking: whatever happened to 999? Did the producers run out of accidents to document? It used to be on BBC1 during the week and was presented by Michael Buerk. It was a bit annoying that the people in the featured stories always seemed to escape unscathed, and its 'how to avoid this happening' slots were too close to public information services - nonetheless, I watched it whenever it was on. Even the music was great.

Less fly-on-the-wall/do-up-your-house programmes, more reconstructions of real-life misfortunes!

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24 August, 2005

THE PORNOGRAPHIC RATING OF GEOLOGY:

Here goes:

Everest; Ayers Rock = Roy Stuart
The Grand Canyon; Appalachian Mountains = Playboy Playmates
Snowdon = Readers Wives
Soil creep; fissures; tors = The Sun, p.3

Alas, I am far too inexperienced a geologist / reader of pornography to make a success of this....

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20 August, 2005

SHORT STORY

One of the saddest short stories ever has to be 'Weekend' (Fay Weldon). I've just read it and its vision is so unhappy it's downright depressing. A middle class couple with healthy clever kids live 'the good life', visiting their country property at weekends. The skill lies in the narration. For maximum impact the story is told by an omniscient narrator but this narrative is interrupted, periodically, by the husband's 'voice'.

I'm going to buy Viz to cheer myself up.

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12 August, 2005

CRAP FATHERS

Here's a great line from the Simpsons.
Homer (to Lisa): 'Just because I'm not listening doesn't mean I don't care'.

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11 August, 2005

RACE TO THE SOUTH POLE

Have long been fascinated with this. Perhaps because I spent a few months in Siberia and have thus experienced cold. Scott, et al, was unlucky though: the year they set out saw the coldest conditions for decades. Apparently, this was entirely due to El Nino , the southern equator's subtropical jet stream. It was particularly extreme the year Scott and his comrades set out. I don't know too much about El Nino, other than that it creates shifting tides of ice around the Pole. Have been reading excerpts from his diaries. Here are some highlights:

January 6th: We are now further south than I belive any man has been before us. There appears to be no sign of the Norweigans.

January 10th: Yesterday we stayed in our sleeping bags all day, as the weather was so bad - a blizzard - that we could not go out. Today we continued our march, and covered six miles. We cannot be more than about 97 miles from the Pole. But can we keep this up for seven days more? We are dragging our own sledges, and none of us ever had such hard work before.

January 13th: I am sure we shall do it now.

January 16th: This afternoon Bowers saw something ahead which we thought looked like a pile of stones. When we got nearer we saw that it was a flag tied to a sledge, together with tracks made by sledges and dogs, many dogs. We fear the Norweigans have forestalled us and are first at the Pole.

January 17th: -54. Oates, Evans, and Bowers all with severe frostbite. Great God! This is an awful place, and it is terrible for us to have laboured to get to it without the reward of being the first.

January 18th: We have found the Norweigan's camp. They have taken 21 days less than us to reach the Pole. We have planted our poor sad flags. We now face 800 miles of solid dragging, and goodbye to our dreams. It will be a wearisome return.

February 17th: Yesterday Evans collapsed and we had to make camp. This morning he said he felt better and could go on. But he marched for a while then stopped to tie his boots while we went on. When we went back we found him kneeling in the snow with a wild look in his eyes. He died soon after midnight.

March 5th. -40. Oates in constant pain. His toes are black and gangrene is setting in. God help us, we can't keep on with this pulling, that is certain. Among ourselves we are unendingly cheerful but what each man feels in his heart I can only guess.

March 20th: We cannot leave the tent, the blizzard is too strong. My foot is a problem. Amuptation is a certainty.

March 29th: It seems a pity, but I do not think that I can write more.

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Fascinating and horrendous. Good writing, too. Loved "our poor sad flags" and "unendingly cheerful but what each man feels in his heart...". If ever I feel tired/fed up/cold/keen to get in bed/the bath, I shall think about this. It must have been wretched and appalling. Largely his own bad decisions though, that created the nightmarish situation. Had he taken dogs instead of ponies (cf Amundsen), they might have lived.

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10 August, 2005

WILFRED OWEN

There's nothing like a GCSE syllabus to kill off any interest in a subject. I picked up a collected 'poetry and prose' volume a couple of days ago and have been struck by the intelligence and sensitivity of the man. Here's one of his letters:

16 January 1917

My own sweet Mother,
I am sorry you have had about 5 days letterless. I hope you had my two letters 'posted' since you wrote your last, which I received tonight. I am bitterly disappointed that I never got one of yours.
I can see no excuse for deceiving you about these last 4 days. I have suffered seventh hell.
I have not been at the front.
I have been in front of it.
I held an advanced post, that is, a 'dug-out' in the middle of No Man's Land.
We had a march of 3 miles over shelled road then nearly 3 along a flooded trench. After that we came to where the trenches had been blown flat out and had to go over the top. It was of course dark, too dark, and the ground was not mud, not sloppy mud, but an octopus of sucking clay, 3, 4, and 5 feet deep, relieved only by craters full of water. Men have been known to drown in them. Many stuck in the mud & only got on by leaving their waders, equipment, and in some cases their clothes.
High explosives were dropping all round, and machine guns splattered every few minutes. But it was so dark that even the German flares did not reveal us.
Three quarters dead, I mean each of us 3/4 dead, we reached the dug-out, and relieved the wretches therein. I then had to go forth and find another dug-out for a still more advanced post where I left 18 bombers. I was responsible for other posts on the left but there was a junior officer in charge.
My dug-out held 25 men tight packed. Water filled it to a depth of 1 or 2 feet, leaving say 4 feet of air.
Our entrance had been blown in & blocked.
So far, the other remained.
The Germans knew we were staying there and decided we shouldn't.
Those fifty hours were the agony of my happy life.
Every ten minutes on Sunday afternoon seemed an hour.
I nearly broke down and let myself drown in the later that was not slowly rising over my knees.
Towards 6 o'clock when, I suppose, you would be going to church, the shelling grew less intense and less accurate, so that I was mercifully helped to do my duty and crawl, wade, climb and flounder over No Man' Land to visit my other post. It took me half an hour to move about 150 yards.
I was chiefly annoyed by our own machine guns from behind. The seeng-seeng-seeng of the bullets reminded me of Mary's canary. On the whole I can support the canary better.
In the Platoon on my left the sentries over the dug-out were blown to nothing. One of these poor fellows was my first servant whom I rejected. If I had kept him he would have lived, for servants don't do Sentry Duty. I kept my own sentries half way down the stairs during the more terrific bombardment. In spite of this, one lad was blown down and, I am afraid, blinded.
This was my only casualty.
The officer of the left Platoon has come out completely prostrated and is in hospital.
I am now as well, I suppose, as ever.
...........
Your very own Wilfred.

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His letters as riveting and powerful as his poems.

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E.M.FORSTER - 'WHAT I BELIEVE'

I believe in the aristocracy of the sensitive, the considerate and the plucky. Its members are to be found in all nations and all classes, and all through the ages there is a secret understanding between them when they meet.

They represent the true human condition. They are sensitive to others as well as for themselves, they are considerate without being fussy, their pluck is not swankiness but the power to endure, and they can take a joke.

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Found this on the door of a classroom at Harrow School. I'd heard it before but not for years, and didn't know Forster had written it. One thing though: the History master who teaches in that classroom must consider himself a member of this 'aristocratic' number. So, perhaps mildly immodest of him to pin the quote to his door.

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02 August, 2005

HISTORY

History is a recognition of the quasi-miraculous fact that once, on this earth, walked other men and women, as actual as we are today, thinking their own thoughts, swayed by their own passions, but now all gone, one generation vanishing after another, gone as utterly as we ourselves shall shortly be gone, like ghosts at cockcrow.

I liked that a lot (even if it is a truism).

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