Grist to the Mill

22 September, 2005


Student canteen. If I were on the TV show 'Room 101' I'd gladly send everyone who pushes food around their plate while holding a knife like a pen. Maybe that's how they learnt to eat but I suspect it's an attempt to look sophisticated. One day, I'd love to grab the knife and use it to deliver a firm rap across the back of the hand, in the hope that the pain of this would equal the pain of sitting opposite people who eat this way.

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